TOPICAL JOKES! Deodorant, Laziness, 5th Graders and Red Lobster!

Antiperspirant study

New research suggests that antiperspirant may be unhealthy. Which is why I’ve decided to stop eating deoderant.

New research suggests that antiperspirant may be unhealthy. The CDC has responded by quarantining people who use deodorant in what the public is calling, a reverse music festival.

Sleep Study and Laziness

Sleep scientists in Russia have discovered that some of us are tired all day long. Or as they put it, “In Soviet Russia, snooze button hits YOU!”

Sleep scientists have discovered that some people are tired all day long. There’s a Starbucks on every corner. Quiet down science!

Fox brings back “Smarter than a 5th Grader”

Fox announced this week that they are reviving the game show “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?” Executive VP Simon Andreae stated that the show “Shares so much DNA with the FOX brand that it feels only natural to return it to the schedule.” And if there’s one thing Fox’s viewers are known for, it’s sharing DNA. You might be a redneck, if you don’t get that reference.

Red Lobster Revamp

In order to reverse declining sales, Red Lobster has added more seafood to their menu. They’re also adding more pictures, and the entire restaurant will be inside the sad fish tanks filled with the sad lobsters.

Nov 7, 2014 | Posted by in Blog | 0 comments

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