A Candy Corn Maze is Not as Exciting as a Corn Maze

I love the bouquet toss at weddings. It’s the best part! I think they should do this at funerals. Whoever catches the bouquet… Well they’re probably going to die next.

I was at the library with a friend, browsing through the bookshelves and at one point she mentioned a really good book she was reading, called “Wild.” I was like “Oh awesome! When you’re done reading it can I borrow it?” And just then the librarian jumped out and exclaimed, “What are you doing? Trying to put us out of business?!”

There was a beverage at a Tiki bar called “beach bum berry.” Now I’m not a mixologist, but I don’t think anything that resembles a beach bum, would be tasty. Probably smells like sweaty butts and tastes like sand in your shoes.

I don’t know if ghosts exist, but I refuse to use the wifi at a nursing home. Don’t want my computer to get possessed. Also nobody seems to know the password, or what wifi is.

“I hate to see you leave, but I love to watch Hugo” – the most adorable pickup line.

Jun 21, 2014 | Posted by in Blog, Posts | 0 comments

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