I love the bouquet toss at weddings. It’s the best part! I think they should do this at funerals. Whoever catches the bouquet… Well they’re probably going to die next.
I was at the library with a friend, browsing through the bookshelves and at one point she mentioned a really good book she was reading, called “Wild.” I was like “Oh awesome! When you’re done reading it can I borrow it?” And just then the librarian jumped out and exclaimed, “What are you doing? Trying to put us out of business?!”
There was a beverage at a Tiki bar called “beach bum berry.” Now I’m not a mixologist, but I don’t think anything that resembles a beach bum, would be tasty. Probably smells like sweaty butts and tastes like sand in your shoes.
I don’t know if ghosts exist, but I refuse to use the wifi at a nursing home. Don’t want my computer to get possessed. Also nobody seems to know the password, or what wifi is.
“I hate to see you leave, but I love to watch Hugo” – the most adorable pickup line.