Why do pirates like card games? Because all hands on deck!

What is a German’s least favorite golf club? Nine iron!

I would like a box of your finest kittens please.

What time is it?
2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29…
What?
It’s PRIME TIME!

Hyperbole is the best word in the world!

HEY DO YOU HAVE A CIGARETTE? – is the new hello. Apparently.

When the person with the weird laugh is getting bigger laughs then you’re jokes, well you’re officially a comedian.

Fishermen are dope. Cuz they keep it reel.

My gang sign is a friendly wave.

The grass is always greener… In the areas where the dog hasn’t peed.

s it weird that I love unicorns, but think horses are stupid?

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