What if dinosaurs are like cicadas, and they come back every 65 million years. Fuck yeah.
There’s drool all over my old clothes. That’s why I donate to the salivation army.
It’s quality not quantity. And these one dollar bills I have are in pristine condition. Nice and crisp. All 12 of them.
A horse’s favorite country is Prance. Welcome to horse school bitches!
The roof is on fire. Good jokes roof!
I always thought 100cc’s meant 100 carrots carrots.
Cursive is like fancy mumbling.
There’s a wooden shoe in my toilet. I think it’s clogged.
“Cat Hair” should be an ice cream flavor.
You never see grain taking the stairs these days. Always taking that elevator.