Rivers are lakes with dreams

What if dinosaurs are like cicadas, and they come back every 65 million years. Fuck yeah.

There’s drool all over my old clothes. That’s why I donate to the salivation army.

It’s quality not quantity. And these one dollar bills I have are in pristine condition. Nice and crisp. All 12 of them.

A horse’s favorite country is Prance. Welcome to horse school bitches!

The roof is on fire. Good jokes roof!

I always thought 100cc’s meant 100 carrots carrots.

Cursive is like fancy mumbling.

There’s a wooden shoe in my toilet. I think it’s clogged.

“Cat Hair” should be an ice cream flavor.

You never see grain taking the stairs these days. Always taking that elevator.

Jul 31, 2013 | Posted by in Blog, Posts | 0 comments

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