Every zoo is a petting zoo if the security guard isn’t looking.
Only fancy people can use the phrase “simply stunning” Try using it in a sentence, you’ll feel ridiculous. These cabbages are simply stunning.
I wish they had halloween for adults called Jalloween. We could go door to door asking for spicy foods.
I don’t support huge underwater unibrows. That’s why you should donate to “Shave the whales.”
“Inside this nest is a smaller nest. And inside that nest is an even smaller nest.” – Russian nesting nests.
Have you seen the new chicken zombie TV show? The Bocking Dead.
Russian hipsters wear Vlad shirts.
I wonder what Roses smell when they wake up.
“The Lady and the Cramp.” -a coming of age romance novel for pubescent girls.
I have a hidden agenda. Item number 1: find my agenda.