New Ears Resolution

The Spam meat company has a mailing list, but I’m afraid to join it.

A brick wall is just tetris for boring people.

I wish jeans didn’t have pockets or belt loops and were made out of a softer material so I could sleep in them 🙁

If you get called a homo say thanks I love homonyms. Manual transmission cars and stones will break my bones but words are for smart people.

I closed off the fire escape! Now the fire won’t be able to spread to the outside. So anyways. Jeez it’s hot. Wish we had a way out.

“I’m going bananas.” -how I tell my bananas I’m leaving.

Jan 5, 2013 | Posted by in Blog | 0 comments

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