If life gives you lemonade, THE TIME MACHINE WORKED!

One day a hurricane will be named after Voldemort. And then we’ll know shits about to get real.

When I was in grade school, I had a trapper catch and release.

If Einstein was a zombie he would say, “Ten percent of your braaaaaaains!”

Hey, I’m a job creator too! Without me there’d be a lot less people selling weed.

VvwvV <— scary teeth!

If you’d told me 15 years ago I’d be a fanny pack designer exclusively for cats I wouldn’t have believed you. BECAUSE DREAMS DON’T COME TRUE.

Don’t bite the hand that feeds you. Unless you’re a cannibal. Or if the hand has chicken fingers.

Nov 19, 2012 | Posted by in Posts | 0 comments

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