One day a hurricane will be named after Voldemort. And then we’ll know shits about to get real.
When I was in grade school, I had a trapper catch and release.
If Einstein was a zombie he would say, “Ten percent of your braaaaaaains!”
Hey, I’m a job creator too! Without me there’d be a lot less people selling weed.
VvwvV <— scary teeth!
If you’d told me 15 years ago I’d be a fanny pack designer exclusively for cats I wouldn’t have believed you. BECAUSE DREAMS DON’T COME TRUE.
Don’t bite the hand that feeds you. Unless you’re a cannibal. Or if the hand has chicken fingers.