My Christmas presents always get a bad wrap.

“Don’t be a stranger!” – nice thing to say to a friend, but intense way to introduce yourself.

People do not get food stamps handed to them on a silver platter. It’s just like an ignorant rich person to assume everyone has silver platters.

“When’s a good time to retire? I don’t know. Probably after you drive over a big nail.

If you eat toothpaste as a snack, do you have to brush your teeth after?

“Let’s carve giant faces of our favorite presidents in a mountain. IN SOUTH DAKOTA.” -proof that weed has been around for a long time.

Nov 12, 2012 | Posted by in featured, Jokes 2012, Posts | 0 comments

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