“Don’t be a stranger!” – nice thing to say to a friend, but intense way to introduce yourself.
People do not get food stamps handed to them on a silver platter. It’s just like an ignorant rich person to assume everyone has silver platters.
“When’s a good time to retire? I don’t know. Probably after you drive over a big nail.
If you eat toothpaste as a snack, do you have to brush your teeth after?
“Let’s carve giant faces of our favorite presidents in a mountain. IN SOUTH DAKOTA.” -proof that weed has been around for a long time.