I could never date a jazz player, because I always fall asleep during sax.
I learned so much about ObamaCare in a Facebook argument today. Now if only my friends would start debating quantum mechanics.
“I am the walrus. You are the egg man. Kuku kachu” -walrus going in for artificial insemination, getting one last clarification. Then sneezing.
Come on kids, get excited about science and outer space, so our country doesn’t turn out dumb.