If God answered prayers turtles would have Dorito flavored shells.

I could never date a jazz player, because I always fall asleep during sax.

I learned so much about ObamaCare in a Facebook argument today. Now if only my friends would start debating quantum mechanics.

“I am the walrus. You are the egg man. Kuku kachu” -walrus going in for artificial insemination, getting one last clarification. Then sneezing.

Come on kids, get excited about science and outer space, so our country doesn’t turn out dumb.

Jul 31, 2012 | Posted by in Posts | 0 comments

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