I wish I could go back to 4th grade when my sex ed teacher was talking about the differences between men and women and yell, “Hack!”
This place is in ship shape! It’s supposed to look like a house though, so we should probably clean up all the oars and water.
To make a long story short, sometimes there’s war, and sometimes there’s peace.
I’m in a book club, and when we have meetings we call it “Going clubbing.” That’s how cool I am.