If they were called dust rats instead of dust bunnies, I might be inclined to clean more.
I have more apendages than you, but you don’t have to get all up in arms about it.
If I get arrested, I’m sure my defense will include “But it was an overly attractive dinosaur, sir! Haha dino-sir. Can I call you dinosaur?”
Ever notice that everyone’s dreams always end with “And then I woke up” or “Hey! Are you listening?”
The only reason I wipe my forehead with the back of my hand after a crisis is averted, is because I saw it on a cartoon. Anyone else?