The Gladiator is a tupperware superhero.

If they were called dust rats instead of dust bunnies, I might be inclined to clean more.

I have more apendages than you, but you don’t have to get all up in arms about it.

If I get arrested, I’m sure my defense will include “But it was an overly attractive dinosaur, sir! Haha dino-sir. Can I call you dinosaur?”

Ever notice that everyone’s dreams always end with “And then I woke up” or “Hey! Are you listening?”

The only reason I wipe my forehead with the back of my hand after a crisis is averted, is because I saw it on a cartoon. Anyone else?

Jun 27, 2012 | Posted by in Posts | 0 comments

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