Girls just want to have fun. If by “fun” you mean babies.
“Man I’ve had the same song stuck in my head forever.” -birds
“I love comedy shows, but wouldn’t it be cool to go to a horror show, to hear stories to get scared?” ”They have that. It’s called church.”
Accidentally texting your boyfriend “kids kids kids kids!” instead of “kiss kiss kiss kiss!”
If I was going bald, I’d wear a party hat on my head. Turn a weakness into a strength!
When you think its a multiple person bathroom, so you open the door for someone and follow them in.
The Vikings were over-raided.
If you grew up on a farm, where do you say the family pet is going when it gets old? The big city? Canada?