The last joke is probably the best joke i’ve ever written.

Why are there stitch marks on zombies? Who’s giving them medical attention?

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

As a kid, I accidentally locked myself in a locker for 3 hours. That’s how I know i’m becoming an adult. Now I lock myself out of things. Like my apartment or my car.

Sometimes my jokes feel like something you could read during a filibuster.

I would love to be surveyed for Family Feud. Just so there would be a few games where one person surveyed answered “Magic Bunnies!” Even when the question was, “Things you keep in the trunk of your car.” Or “Name a type of wood.”

Armadillo sounds like the exchange rate between arms and dillos. “You get an arm a dillo.”

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