Getting drunk at the salad bar.

In Arizona, the grass is always rockier on the other side.

“Good eye” -What I say to a cyclops who didn’t swing at a bad pitch.

Not many lumberjacks wearing polkadot shirts these days.

FACT: Japan’s flag is a closeup of a clowns face.

In math class I found out that my calculator was the brand Texas Instrument. But I’m pretty sure the “Texas Instrument” is a gun, or a waffle iron. Or a cattle prod. NOT a calculator.

A tsunami is just god waving. Goodbye.

Why did the chicken go into the wormhole? Because we test wormholes on chickens.

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