In Arizona, the grass is always rockier on the other side.
“Good eye” -What I say to a cyclops who didn’t swing at a bad pitch.
Not many lumberjacks wearing polkadot shirts these days.
FACT: Japan’s flag is a closeup of a clowns face.
In math class I found out that my calculator was the brand Texas Instrument. But I’m pretty sure the “Texas Instrument” is a gun, or a waffle iron. Or a cattle prod. NOT a calculator.
A tsunami is just god waving. Goodbye.
Why did the chicken go into the wormhole? Because we test wormholes on chickens.