Where’s Waldo might be ugly, but he’s always been good looking.
I’m terrible with money. My friend told me I should invest in a safe, and I was like, I can’t even afford to buy a safe. So instead i got a dangerous. I just keep my money in a pile in the front yard.
Mount Everest is supposed to be this intimidating mountain, but it sounds like it was name by a 4 year old. “It’s the most biggest mountain everest!”
My friend asked me if i wanted a Bud Light. And I was like, Hell yeah! Low calorie weed sounds amazing!
They came out with Low Fat Chunky Monkey. But shouldn’t it just be called Monkey?
You promised you’d be ready for vacation. We made a packed.