There’s always a wide selection at the plus-size store.

If you get an enthusiastic hug from an acquaintance, they’re probably on E. Especially if you’re at a work function.

If I was on death row and had to decide my last meal, I would choose a big bowl of Life.

I failed my zoology quiz and refused to try again. Because I’m against doing makeup tests on animals.

You can tell if a shark is a douche bag if it’s wearing a necklace with a human tooth.

Slingshots are the lasers of medieval times. Sharks are the sharks of forever.

My kid’s going to have a God mother AND a devil mother. Somebody’s got to teach my little clone animal how to roll a joint.

May 5, 2012 | Posted by in Posts | 0 comments

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