Sabertooth tigers were vampire tigers.

Putting your hand on a stranger’s knee is a weird experience. And a game I play on the bus.

The rivers with the biggest mouth is Joan.

My kid’s going to have a God mother AND a devil mother. Somebody’s got to teach my little clone animal how to roll a joint.

When me and my boyfriend buy wooden shoes, we always go Dutch.

I gave the space alien a giant bottle of water because he said “Take me to your liter.”

Does this poison taste better with mashed potatoes or cinnamon toast crunch? Asking for an enemy.

We always hear about wrestle mania. When do we get to see wrestle depression?

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