These jokes might ruffle some feathers. But I guess that’s for the birds to decide.

I have a long standing relationship with the DMV.

My fly is down. I wish I knew why it was so sad.

I drunk dialed what I thought was the pentagon last night. Or as I proclaimed “I’m making a business call. A super business call.”

I bought four identical Harry Potter posters and hung one on each wall. My best attempt at wallpapering.

I wonder if a short adorable person ever thinks, “I want that big weird person to put me in their pocket.”

Mar 27, 2012 | Posted by in Posts | 0 comments

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