Bacon bits. I mean jokes.

I’m not looking forward to Spring cleaning. I never should have brought my slinkys mud wrestling. 

I checked into a nearby rehab center. On foursquare. I don’t have a problem, I just want to be the drunkest coolest mayor.

Watching Downton Abbey makes me realize I don’t brush my shoulders enough.

I wish after all of my jokes somebody would just say “I see what you did there.”

One time I snoozed and I won.

When I’m cold I drink brandy, and I say brrrr andy. 

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