Put your reading glasses on! It’s time to party!

Science is crazy! I can’t believe we have lab rats. Half labrador, half rats.

If you yell shotgun, you get to sit in the front seat of the car. If you yell shotgun on a bus, you can sit anywhere you want.

A wrap is just a stupid burrito.

“Drink, and be Mary,” is a great holiday toast, but it’s terrible advice if you’re acting in the Christmas pageant.

You go to Hell if you drop out of school before finishing the third trimester at a religious college.

Mar 9, 2012 | Posted by in Posts | 0 comments

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