Science is crazy! I can’t believe we have lab rats. Half labrador, half rats.
If you yell shotgun, you get to sit in the front seat of the car. If you yell shotgun on a bus, you can sit anywhere you want.
A wrap is just a stupid burrito.
“Drink, and be Mary,” is a great holiday toast, but it’s terrible advice if you’re acting in the Christmas pageant.
You go to Hell if you drop out of school before finishing the third trimester at a religious college.