If I was a pirate, it would be hard to not play an entire game of tic tac toe after burying the treasure.
Bendy straws sound flexible, but they really only have one move.
I don’t have my number 2 pencil for the test. It had to take a poop.
If your cribbage board uses tooth picks as pegs, you’re probably lower middle class.
My favorite brunch of the government is the eggsecutive.
Don’t do acid before your driving test. You’ll end up driving a mitten to Hawaii.