Toothfull Tuesday. (a mouthful of honest jokes!)

My feet are so big, I have to get high heels in men’s sizes.

I don’t know what a drug reference is, but i bet i’ll need one to get the job at Taco Bell.

I’m not saying I’m a dirty hippy, but It would take a skilled meteorologist to predict when I’m going to shower next.

Pretty sure I just walked into the movie Toy Story except with hotdogs.

If praying worked, my unicorn wouldn’t have cancer.

Feb 21, 2012 | Posted by in Posts | 0 comments

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