My feet are so big, I have to get high heels in men’s sizes.
I don’t know what a drug reference is, but i bet i’ll need one to get the job at Taco Bell.
I’m not saying I’m a dirty hippy, but It would take a skilled meteorologist to predict when I’m going to shower next.
Pretty sure I just walked into the movie Toy Story except with hotdogs.
If praying worked, my unicorn wouldn’t have cancer.