before the internet we had to put messages in bottles.

If you tell a caveman to use his indoor voice, he’ll just yell Echo Echo Echo! 

My safe word is “right 23 left 18 right 34”

People are like snowflakes. If there’s too many in your yard you put gloves on so you won’t have to touch them.

Do animals have spirit humans? My cat’s is probably Forest Gump. Or whoever invented Jello.

The only reason potheads share is because you can’t say Marijuana without saying “wanna.”

I might be going out on a limb here, but i’m definitely going to catch that squirrel!

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