To infinity and that’s as far as we can go… technically.

I want to go into a balloon store, and threaten to blow the whole place up!

My friend said typos add character. Great, another character? I’m never gonna masterr spellinng. 

I apparently texted my friend that I got “trunk” last night. Either I went to that tree party or I joined that elephant gang after all. 

Whenever I hear a valley girl say she’s ”totally for real,” I imagine that she really supports fishing rods.

If bears were nice, “Care Bears” would be redundant. But it’s super not. Bears don’t care about shit. 

Fortune Tellers are similar to bank tellers. Except you’re always poor. 

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