It’s tough dating an astronaut. They’re always yelling “I need some space!”
I feel bad for cabbage patch dolls… Addicted to cabbage at such a young age.
i always abbreviate the word serious to sears. because home appliances are no laughing matter.
Fisherman are the closest thing to real wizards. if only they could learn to cast spells.
God speed. Yeah, i’d take that drug.
Love is in the air. Wait, are people throwing hotdogs?
I think high-fiving should be called hand spanking.