I set my grandfather clock 20 minutes behind. So at 4:20 i can hear it go “Bong Bong Bong Bong!”
The pool is full! Hang out in the wading room.
I bet the game Jinx is way more competitive for coke heads.
I always get carded twice whenever i wear a cardigan.
Did you know you can turn speeding tickets in for prizes at Chuck E Cheese? I got a horse tattoo, and an ankle bracelet.
I got an entry level job at the elevator store. There’s no place to go but up!