I have psychic disabilities.

I had to put my pet rock to sleep. It attacked my pet scissors.

I bet grizzly bears like people who wear skinny jeans. Because they can easily tell who the weak ones are.

You’re not a racist just because you run in races. It’s because you only run in 3k’s.

What’s your sign? The stop sign. Stop talking to me.

The city I was in last night had a blackout. In the morning there were trees knocked down, and there was debris everywhere… I was like “Dang, this city knows how to party!”

Sep 3, 2011 | Posted by in Posts | 0 comments

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