We have an arcade in my apartment building called The Laundry Room. Worst pinball machines ever.
Mountain Dew was originally called, Big Hill Water.
I spilled my milk, but it was really just a cry for help.
Of course I signed my stuffed animals up for gymnastics.
Never bring a knife to a pillow fight.
My sandwich has won me a lot of awards at sandwich shows. Yep, it’s pure bread.