My favorite type of weed is tumble.

When my stuff is acting crazy, i put shrink wrap on it.

I like to turn the air conditioning off and pretend I’m at a house warming party.

Don’t open expired starbursts! Unless you want a bunch of tasty black holes destroying you.

A beekeeper told me i was cute. It meant a lot because beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.

Putting eyes on stuffed animal fruit at the state fair is so mean. Because they can see everything, but they can’t scream.

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