I thought I saw an infomercial for bongs and then i knew for sure i was high. “If you call now we’ll throw in a box of cookies and a satchel of squirrels!”
Have you heard of whale week? It’s every week. Forever.
If snails turned into zombies, I think we’d all be okay.
Ghost pandas say bamboooo
Contrary to popular belief, a bird makes a terrible wingman.
I’m so fat I can’t even touch my potatoes.