I’m couch king we Todd did.

The 40 Day Old Virgin would have been a much creepier movie.

“I’m not your spanish teacher. I’m a pancake.” – Something that either my dishonest Spanish teacher, or my pancake, said to me this morning.

If you add “face” to something it makes it a sweet insult. Pizza Face. Table Face. Dog Face. etc Face.

When i type with right justified text it makes me feel like I’m predicting the future. 

Kitty, i can’t feed you just because you’re whining. I need to prove to my mom that my kids aren’t going to be fat assholes.

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