Big Foot doesn’t like to play sports. because his name would be Big Athletes Foot.
You guys, Big Foot is a Dinosaur. He’s Little Foots dad!
All ventriloquist dummies have speech impediments.
Does a ventriloquist put on mittens? Or does he just make new hand friends?
My grandma has the oldest candy. Today she gave me a Werther’s Original. No seriously, it was the ORIGINAL Werther’s. The first one