If cookies have ghosts, my tummy is haunted.

Is a bipolar bear a crazy bear? Or a half gay polar bear? This is a question for Michelle Bachmann, expert in gay and crazy.

I have really good depp perception. Nope that’s not johnny depp, that’s a hot dog with a scarf on.

If sandwiches are people, I just committed a hate crime. Even if they’re not. I still stabbed that Asian.

if you love something, set it free. Abe Lincoln must have really loved slaves.

I think Jesus likes it when i drink communion with a crazy straw. Because it’s like he’s on a roller coaster! (zooop, loop loopdy loop!)

Jul 19, 2011 | Posted by in Posts | 0 comments

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