I fill my Wontons with dream cheese.

Do you think people who live in trailer parks feel like movie stars every time they say, “If you need me, i’ll be in my trailer.”

I suck at finding expiration dates on food items. By the time i find it, the food is definitely expired.

Our flag must be a good movie. It got 50 stars.

my sheep got into an accident so i had to get a prosthetic lamb.

If I ever go on a trivia game show, I’ll say my name is the customer. Because the customer is always right.

Jul 13, 2011 | Posted by in Posts | 0 comments

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