Do you think people who live in trailer parks feel like movie stars every time they say, “If you need me, i’ll be in my trailer.”
I suck at finding expiration dates on food items. By the time i find it, the food is definitely expired.
Our flag must be a good movie. It got 50 stars.
my sheep got into an accident so i had to get a prosthetic lamb.
If I ever go on a trivia game show, I’ll say my name is the customer. Because the customer is always right.