turn that frown upside down. so i can use it as a bowl.

I like to talk into a fan so i sound like darth vader. Then i stick my arm in and go “NOOOO!” and chop my arm off like i’m luke.

i have cat like reflexes. Wait, i mean i have acid reflux, like a cat. 

A bee that pretends to like honey is just a wannabee.

A movie review: The grass in the movie looked so real. i bet it was real grass.

I keep getting time zones confused with time periods

Me and my clock are having issues. So i finally said “We need to tock”

Jul 11, 2011 | Posted by in Posts | 0 comments

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