I like to talk into a fan so i sound like darth vader. Then i stick my arm in and go “NOOOO!” and chop my arm off like i’m luke.
i have cat like reflexes. Wait, i mean i have acid reflux, like a cat.
A bee that pretends to like honey is just a wannabee.
A movie review: The grass in the movie looked so real. i bet it was real grass.
I keep getting time zones confused with time periods
Me and my clock are having issues. So i finally said “We need to tock”