The king of lego land wears many hats. And heads.

Where do homeless people bring their bacon?

My grandpa is blind in one eye, and whenever I see him, I have to fight the urge to yell “padiddle!”

I threw my slinky down the stairs today. It was faster.

Helium balloons are ten times better than regular balloons. They’re also 10 times more sneaky.

Take me out to the ball game. Take me out to the Crowd. I’m allergic to Peanuts. The End.

Even if you see an unusual amount of people in wheelchairs, it’s not necessary to yell “Is it national handicapped day?”

if you buy your food from an all vegan store, i call it grossery shopping.

Jul 10, 2011 | Posted by in Posts | 0 comments

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