Chivalry is undead. Did your rotting arm fall off? Here, let me get that for you. Would you like a 2nd helping of brains madam? Yum, me too.
Vegan zombies eat sarcastic people. AKA mock brains.
Chop chop. Nobody tells a ninja to hurry up!
Pot heads are terrible at getting suitcases ready for a vacation. They pack too many bowls.
i celebrate all illegal holidays. especially squirrel stealing day.
i don’t talk to the voices in my head. because i’m not aloud to talk to strangers.
When i see a migrant worker do a good deed, i’m peasantly surprised.