monopoly has a monopoly on monopoly.

Chivalry is undead. Did your rotting arm fall off? Here, let me get that for you. Would you like a 2nd helping of brains madam? Yum, me too.

Vegan zombies eat sarcastic people. AKA mock brains.

Chop chop. Nobody tells a ninja to hurry up!

Pot heads are terrible at getting suitcases ready for a vacation. They pack too many bowls.

i celebrate all illegal holidays. especially squirrel stealing day. 

i don’t talk to the voices in my head. because i’m not aloud to talk to strangers.

When i see a migrant worker do a good deed, i’m peasantly surprised.

Jul 2, 2011 | Posted by in Posts | 0 comments

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