have you ever been at a dairy farm and you hear mooing? Whenever i’m in that situation, I like to say “I think someone’s cow alarm is going off.”
I was voted crass crown. At Speech Impediment High school.
developing a crush is like developing a premise for a joke. you’re like “There’s something there!” but… i have no idea where this is going.
I think my head is too fat. People keep telling me it’s all in my head.
a bionic hotdog is a robrat.
My police cover band got arrested. For impersonating an officer.
a bunch of girls camping is a lumber party.