The tables have turned. Take that tables.

have you ever been at a dairy farm and you hear mooing? Whenever i’m in that situation, I like to say “I think someone’s cow alarm is going off.”

I was voted crass crown. At Speech Impediment High school.

developing a crush is like developing a premise for a joke. you’re like “There’s something there!” but… i have no idea where this is going.

I think my head is too fat. People keep telling me it’s all in my head.

a bionic hotdog is a robrat. 

My police cover band got arrested. For impersonating an officer.

a bunch of girls camping is a lumber party.

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