Friendsheep bracelets are made out of wool
One of my roommates bought 100% vegan shampoo. And just as you’d expect, it tastes way worse than regular shampoo.
I wish cakes had hands so i could give them a high five. For being awesome.
One polka dot isn’t enough. You need a hundred to party.
Whenever i’m on a city bus i like to pretend that we’re all on a school field trip. THAT’S why i’m shouting “ZOO ZOO APPLE ORCHARD VALLEY FAIR!”
Cutting yourself is for losers. Everybody knows rock beats scissors. Get stoned instead.