A tetherball is a balloon without dreams.

Friendsheep bracelets are made out of wool

One of my roommates bought 100% vegan shampoo. And just as you’d expect, it tastes way worse than regular shampoo.

I wish cakes had hands so i could give them a high five. For being awesome.

One polka dot isn’t enough. You need a hundred to party.

Whenever i’m on a city bus i like to pretend that we’re all on a school field trip. THAT’S why i’m shouting “ZOO ZOO APPLE ORCHARD VALLEY FAIR!” 

Cutting yourself is for losers. Everybody knows rock beats scissors. Get stoned instead.

Jun 15, 2011 | Posted by in Posts | 0 comments

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