i like to go to the doctor and ask if i can jump on the bed, and if they can write me a prescription for bounce town! And Vicodin.
I like how some fun size candy has places where you can write in a TO and FROM. I write that the candy was from a stranger. Cuz i’m a rebel.
My cat tore up my curious george doll! I guess sometimes the cat kills curiosity.
whenever i run over a cute guy with my car, my horn goes “hunk! hunk!”
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The Amish and Penguins have a lot of things in common. They both can’t fly, and they love tap dancing.
When I get high I draw pictures of unicorns on my money. That way when I spend it I can whisper encouragingly “Fly free magical friend.”