I like to hit puppets. Especially sock puppets.

I like eating at restaurants after big floods, because everything is on the house.

I tried working in advertising for a while, but the best i could come up with was: Jesus saves. Big money at Menards!

“Killer bees” sounds like a compliment. But it’s frikken not.

My table must be a super pirate. All of it’s legs are peg legs.

Someone kidnapped the hamburglar last night! Yes, there is a hamburglar burglar on the loose. Which is pretty fun to say. Hamburglar burglar.

For once i wish i could get drunk and just eat a bunch of peas, instead of waking up in someone else’s pee.

YOU CAN’T TAKE THE SKY FROM ME! If you don’t get that reference you’re part of the alliance. 

May 15, 2011 | Posted by in Posts | 0 comments

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