I like eating at restaurants after big floods, because everything is on the house.
I tried working in advertising for a while, but the best i could come up with was: Jesus saves. Big money at Menards!
“Killer bees” sounds like a compliment. But it’s frikken not.
My table must be a super pirate. All of it’s legs are peg legs.
Someone kidnapped the hamburglar last night! Yes, there is a hamburglar burglar on the loose. Which is pretty fun to say. Hamburglar burglar.
For once i wish i could get drunk and just eat a bunch of peas, instead of waking up in someone else’s pee.
YOU CAN’T TAKE THE SKY FROM ME! If you don’t get that reference you’re part of the alliance.