Dear ghost busters. If there’s something strange In the neighborhood…you’ll need to be more specific before i call anybody. It’s probably just a shiny hipster.
Give a man a baby, and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to baby, and i think this saying only works for fish actually.
A chain is only as strong as it’s weakest link. And Link is only as strong as the stupid kid playing The Legend of Zelda on their Game Boy.
i learned how to swim on a waterbed.
The best part about being late for improv class, is coming up with an excuse that’s believable, and also involves dinosaurs.
How to be wealthy: don’t buy too many hamsters.