Pants think shorts are midgets

Growl. That’s what bears say when they are mad. Grrr owl. That’s what bears say when they are mad at owls.

Do Amish people write autobiographies? Or do they have to write horse drawn buggographies?

“You’re not beautiful, you’re beautiempty.” A neat thing you could say to the grand canyon or a dumb bitch. Or America if you feel jaunty.

Do you know why gummy bears don’t eat gum? Because that’s candibalism. 

At 4:20 I got high, 3:14 I ate a pie, and at 9:11 I got wasted. busy day.

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