If you’re ever pissed off at somebody, just respond to their texts with “who is this?”
I’m so hipster, i have a fixed-gear Richard Gere.
My friend was talking about having a mushroom flashback, and i didn’t realize he was talking about drugs, until i was 3 minutes into my epic dream about carrots and imagination.
a bunch of clouds is called a crowd
do you guys remember when you were a kid, and you couldn’t afford a cabin, so you’d just spend the weekends over by the cabinets. That was fun.