took a break from reading harry potter to write some jokes.

Rats will always be hill billies. Because no matter how they style their hair, they’ll always have rat tails.

Bears are more afraid of zombies, so you should actually play undead.

The Berenstain Bears were JEWS.

i wear “some fear” t-shirts because too many noodles will always scare me.

Mr Rogers was an ordained minister. luckily he just touched puppets, and not kids.

Ants don’t sleep. that’s why they have so many slap chops and sham wow’s.

i can’t afford ego waffles, so instead i put lego’s on my waffles to make lego waffles. 

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