You can sleep when you’re bed

When i check into hotels, i use the name “Towel Taker” so no one will recognize me. and so no one will be surprised later.

I use my voCrabulary when i’m talking to crabs or to mean dumb bitches.

Nobody talks about nuts. in a nutshell 

My gay friend is optimistic: his ass is half full

A public lie berry has mischievous berries in it. but they’re for everyone to share, and that’s nice.

I think in another world, socks and mittens could be friends.

A vending machine gun: yep, you can shoot me with that. ow, animal crackers and gum.

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