When i check into hotels, i use the name “Towel Taker” so no one will recognize me. and so no one will be surprised later.
I use my voCrabulary when i’m talking to crabs or to mean dumb bitches.
Nobody talks about nuts. in a nutshell
My gay friend is optimistic: his ass is half full
A public lie berry has mischievous berries in it. but they’re for everyone to share, and that’s nice.
I think in another world, socks and mittens could be friends.
A vending machine gun: yep, you can shoot me with that. ow, animal crackers and gum.