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I was on the new Facebook Live Gameshow called Popular opinion with my husband Alex and our friend and fellow comedian Pat Susmilch! Watch the episode and see if we win $10,000! (Spoiler alert, um we totally did.)
Click here to watch! And let me know what you think! :)
The show is amazingly silly and fun! You will love it!
I've always wanted to have a podcast but hadn't found a topic that really connected with me. All that has changed. Cohosted by Joleen Lunzer and produced by my husband Alex Stein, we bring you the Deal With It podcast.
Every week we discuss topics related to living with mental and physical health conditions. We want to break stigmas and spread awareness by being open, real and also funny.
I have a heart condition called Marfan Syndrome which comes with chronic pain and many physical ailments. Joleen has anxiety, depression, addiction and OCD. We're both standup comics that use comedy to heal and connect. We invite guests to discuss their conditions and share their experiences, stories and advice as well.
I would absolutely love it if you listened and subscribed! Any and all feedback is welcome and we are always looking for listener questions and comments. You can do all of this on our fancy dancy website here: http://dealwithitshow.com/
Thank you for listening and for supporting this new exciting adventure. It has been an emotional journey and I can't wait to see how this podcast evolves. I've learned so much already and the guests we've had have all been phenomenal. I'm constantly inspired by the strength and heart people dealing with emotional and physical illnesses have. There is so much pain in this world and so many stigmas surrounding illness. It doesn't have to be that way.
So thank you again! Love you all so much!
-Andy, Joleen and Alex
Deal With It!
I thought I saw a unicorn behind my house! But it was just a bag of garbage with the handles twisted up top.
Lesson: Sometimes our dreams are bags of garbage.
Me: Umm, It's sexist to order my meal for me.
Husband: Sweetie, we're at a drive thru.
For every cute photo of a cat wearing a hat, there are a hundred blurry photos of a cat not wanting to wear a hat.
I was a victim of PC police brutality. Someone gave me a weird look THEN they told me to check my privilege. THEN they checked my privilege. And it was all there. THEN they tweeted about it. Whoa. Intense.
My friend ruined the ending of the new Star Wars movie for me. I was so mad that I decided to get even. I bought him a Star Wars puzzle for Christmas, but I took a piece of the puzzle out. When he couldn't find the last puzzle piece I called him and smugly said "I hope I didn't ruin the ending."
Too many commercials now seem to end with a woman revealing that she's pregnant and her husband saying, "We're going to need a bigger van!" So, I wish every commercial ended with a woman surprising someone that she's pregnant. Like, ee're going to need lots of tacos. Because I'm pregnant! We're going to need a bigger microwave. Because I'm pregnant! (Are we going to microwave a baby?)
Person: I'm offended by your squirrel joke. I have ADD.
Me: Oh, I'm so sorry.
Person: About what?
Do you remember playing the game "Hertz donut?" It's when you run somebody over with a rental car. Then say, "Hertz. Donut."
I seriously thought Comey was what Trump called his hairbrush. So no, I wasn't surprised that he fired Comey. Comey was not doing a good job. Either was Brushy.
If you buy two apple computers is it called a pear?
Thank you for reading and for any and all feedback! Which jokes do you like? Which jokes do you not understand? Which ones do you LOVE!?
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Jan 10 – 9:30 – Punchline Punchout at the Improv Lab – Get TIX here
Jan 16 – Fictional Roast of Jim Carrey – Meltdown Comics
Feb 1 – University of Wisconsin, Oshkosh, WI
Feb 9 – Westside Comedy Theater
Feb 23 – Florida Atlantic University
April 5 – Husson University – Bangor Maine
May 12 – Miss Amazing Fundraiser Show
August 1-5 – Marfan Conference
Sep 3 – University of Maine, Orono
Sep 4 – University of Southern Maine, Gorham
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